Showing posts with label Religion Free Holy Water. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Religion Free Holy Water. Show all posts

Friday, October 2, 2009

How to: Religion Free Holy Water (RFHW)

I've been asked where I get the RFHW that I take with me on my investigations. Answer: I actually make it myself. And now you can too with my tutorial. Read on peeps.

"For thousands of years, in virtually every religion, water has been used to wash away the sins of Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and even members of the Occult." Now you can cleanse and protect yourself, even while extinguishing your thirst, with RFHW. Follow my instructions below and you can have your very own RFHW.

Preface: RFHW is 100% pure natural tap water, that tastes great (depending on where you live) and does not have to be blessed by a Monk, a Catholic Priest, or a Holy Shaman. The lack of blessing does not take away from the taste. RFHW has many uses but is notably known for banishing (temporarily) lower level specters and demonic forces, its use in exorcisms' and its healing attributes. The process of creating RFHW is quite different from the work involved in creating a batch of church grade Holy Water. The steps involved in creating RFHW are loosely based on old wiccan technique.

Materials needed:
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1 small bowl of tap water
1 clean glass container
1 storage bottle (small)
6 oreo cookies

Preparation: Make sure you thoroughly cleanse and sterilize the bowl, glass container and all other equipment you will be using. You can get by with water but flame and rubbing alcohol is the preferred method to cleanse. Insure that you have total privacy during preparation. You don't want to be disturbed and will require total concentration when preparing your solution.

Time: Midnight during a full moon phase preferred but not absolutely necessary.

Location: Outdoors under the moon, or indoors near a window that will reflect the light of the moon. If no moon is present, at least make sure you have a lamp on, otherwise how are you going to work in the dark??

Procedure: Place all ingredients out in front of you. Take a few deep breaths to relieve the stress of the day. You may now begin.

1) Cast your magick circle. Hold your arms outstretched in the Goddess position (arms out at the sides like you are cradling the Universe, palms up.) and recite the following:

In the cloak of the midnight hour
I call upon the Ancient Power
I seek the presence of Lady & Lord
To bless this water that I will pour.
J'ah Bless.

2) At this point, you should feel the energy of the Earth Mother and Sky Father move about your feet and head. Feel your own energy expand around your belly button and then unite with Divinity. Take your time; no need to rush.

3) Add the tap water to the clean glass bowl. Pick up the bowl of water, hold it toward the light, and recite the following:

"Almighty, everlasting "Insert all powerful and divine name of choice here…I use 'Odin'" , I humbly appeal to your mercy and goodness to bless this creature, water, that you have given for humankind’s use. May all who use it find in it a remedy for body and mind. And may everything that it touches be freed from uncleanness and any influence of evil through your holy name, Amen.”

4) At this point you should be able to feel the energy of J'ah pulsate down into the water. Imagine silver light descending from the heavens and impregnating both the water and yourself. You will feel a "glowy" sensation.

5) Set the water down and pick up an oreo cookie. Feel the power moving in your arms as you raise the cookie toward your mouth. Don't be fooled, this is just anxiety, not a divine power, you are feeling as you look forward to ingesting that tasty cookie.

6) At this point, the seemingly regular tap water you have in the bowl is now 50% RFHW. Take the bowl of water and pour it into the bottle you sterilized earlier. Seal the bottle, set it down and spin it clockwise three times.

7) With the bottle in your left hand and a 2nd oreo cookie in your right, reflect the nearby light on to the bottle. After a few moments recite:

"This liquid is now pure and dedicated to Odin (or name used in previous incantation). It is free from all negativity in any time and any space."

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) Set the bottle down and eat the 2nd cookie you held in your right hand. Eat the remaining cookies as you celebrate as now you have 100% RFHW.

Conclusion: At this point you should have quite a bit of positive energy coursing through your body. Let the vibrations of your body come alive. Open your third eye chakra and imagine a glowing purple light emanating from it. In your mind, see the water change color and glow. Feel the power and energy flow from your head down through your arms and up from your feet and out from your arms simultaneously. Feel the burn. The formula is done!

You may now want to ground your energy in two ways. Either place your hands physically upon the ground and feel the energy drain into Earth Mother, or imagine your energy as a force field around you, and quietly step back out of the skeleton of energy and watch it collapse in upon itself and melt into the ground.  Make sure you store away the RFHW until you are ready to use it. Be sure to clean up after yourself by putting all things away in their designated places so that you will be able to find them again next when they're needed.

And if this process is too lengthy for you, you can always buy some here and get your drink on!




Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Monster in the closet and a haunted house - Fan mail.

You know the drill... you ask the questions and I answer them.

"Weird things have happened off and on the past 3 years we've lived in our house. How can we tell, for sure, if our place is haunted? It felt like there was a male spirit present at times, not a good one but maybe wanting to scare us? My daughter is constantly scared and we are all having similar nightmares among other things (flickering lights, noises sudden drafts of wind even when all the windows are closed.  Angie"

Angie, what we have here is a classic level 1 haunting. This shouldn’t be too difficult to resolve. Firstly, is your ghost a malicious spirit? If not, sit back and enjoy the show. Ghosts are GREAT conversation pieces, especially when they act up in front of guests. The flickering lights, the noises you hear….really… these are all signs the spirit merely wants to play.
If you really want to rid yourself of this pesky paranormal bug then try some religion free holy water (RFHW). Sprinkle RFHW around various areas of the house while chanting “The Spirit of Christ compels you!” It works in exorcisms in all the movies, so there is no reason it should not work in your case.

"My 8 year old son won’t sleep in his own room at night. He thinks there is a monster in his closest. What can I do to help him get over his fear?  Mark"

Mark, why would you want your son to get over this fear? Newsflash, closet monsters are real! And your son better be afraid of them. They are nasty suckers and will not hesitate to take a bite out of your boy when he sleeps at night (they like children’s feet). Two things comes to mind right away from your question.   

1.) Your son is a sissy! Let’s be realistic. Your son is 8 years old and is afraid of monsters? When I was 8 years old I couldn’t wait to come home from school to get up to my room and get to my closet so I could rip my clothes off and lay some smack down on that son bitch... in the buff…to show him who really was the boss. Hell, the monster under my bed was afraid after it witnessed me savagely beat the snot out of the closet monster. Tell your son to man up and stop being such a wuss. Try different methods to encourage him. His next birthday, purchase him a hunting rifle. If that doesn’t work, then chances are your son is beyond my help and will, sadly, require professional help.

2.) You are a bad father! If your son is telling you there is a monster in his closet then why the hell are you wasting your time writing me about it when you should be preparing your son to do combat with this beast? Be realistic with your son. Don’t further his anxiety by lying to him and telling him these things don’t exist. You owe it to him as a father to prepare him for the real world. The tooth fairy is a fake, Santa Clause is really a pagan God and monsters in the closet really do exist! You might as well give up your son for adoption cuz you’re doing an admirable job.
 

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Looks haunted…therefore it must be haunted.

Since I recently moved into the area I have been hearing quite a few stories about a forest located nearby that is supposedly haunted. Like any young male resident in a new town I was intrigued at the idea of a haunted forest so close to home. Also, possibly because I had been watching back to back to back episodes of Supernatural, I was determined to find out exactly where this forest was located and to make a visit and photograph some of the demonic entities that most likely existed in this labyrinth of evil trees.

A tip from a long time resident pointed me to the intersection of Salem Rd & Rossland Rd and that from there the haunted forest can be seen on the north east side of the intersection. At first glance, the haunted forest looked more like a gathering of trees as opposed to a forest. I decided I needed to fully investigate the location to determine it’s hauntedness. So I decided to come back the following night after work with my digicam and some homemade religion-free holy water….for protection of course.

My plans changed that night. I had decided to drive by the forest on my way home from work. When I got there...a thick mist was building...the same mist you usually see in movies right before something bad happens to one of the characters. The following pics were taken that evening at around sunset. After studying those pics I came to the conclusion there was no way in hell that I was going to walk into that forest at night. From the pics alone I can clearly tell that it looks like a haunted forest, therefore it must be haunted.