Friday, February 5, 2010

Good News: The busted doomsday machine that can destroy the world is finally working again.

Check this out, from the Museum of supernatural history..

An interesting theory has been revealed which may point to the reasons so much is going wrong with the Large Hadron Collider, and it revolves around time travel. As if we haven’t been losing enough sleep worrying about civilization’s apparent imminent demise as a result of the end of the Mayan Long Count Calendar on December 21st, 2012 - the looming potential for the world to be destroyed by a man-made black hole accidentally created by CERN’s Large Hadron Collider has been inspiring its own amount of tossing-and-turning.
Well, The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Geneva has been back online for a while now. The LHC of course gained its infamy in September of 2008 when critics of the $6 billion particle accelerator theorized that the device could possibly create a mini-black hole that could expand into Earth-eating proportions. Naturally, the level-headed scientists of the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) which operated the LCH published a safety report ruling out the possibility of such a cataclysmic event occurring. Of course, the doomsday device then proceeded to overheat and break down just a few days later. This time, however, the experts have re-reassured the planet’s population that everything will be OK. If you are interested in this sort of stuff, you can read more here

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