Friday, October 2, 2009

How to: Religion Free Holy Water (RFHW)

I've been asked where I get the RFHW that I take with me on my investigations. Answer: I actually make it myself. And now you can too with my tutorial. Read on peeps.

"For thousands of years, in virtually every religion, water has been used to wash away the sins of Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and even members of the Occult." Now you can cleanse and protect yourself, even while extinguishing your thirst, with RFHW. Follow my instructions below and you can have your very own RFHW.

Preface: RFHW is 100% pure natural tap water, that tastes great (depending on where you live) and does not have to be blessed by a Monk, a Catholic Priest, or a Holy Shaman. The lack of blessing does not take away from the taste. RFHW has many uses but is notably known for banishing (temporarily) lower level specters and demonic forces, its use in exorcisms' and its healing attributes. The process of creating RFHW is quite different from the work involved in creating a batch of church grade Holy Water. The steps involved in creating RFHW are loosely based on old wiccan technique.

Materials needed:
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1 small bowl of tap water
1 clean glass container
1 storage bottle (small)
6 oreo cookies

Preparation: Make sure you thoroughly cleanse and sterilize the bowl, glass container and all other equipment you will be using. You can get by with water but flame and rubbing alcohol is the preferred method to cleanse. Insure that you have total privacy during preparation. You don't want to be disturbed and will require total concentration when preparing your solution.

Time: Midnight during a full moon phase preferred but not absolutely necessary.

Location: Outdoors under the moon, or indoors near a window that will reflect the light of the moon. If no moon is present, at least make sure you have a lamp on, otherwise how are you going to work in the dark??

Procedure: Place all ingredients out in front of you. Take a few deep breaths to relieve the stress of the day. You may now begin.

1) Cast your magick circle. Hold your arms outstretched in the Goddess position (arms out at the sides like you are cradling the Universe, palms up.) and recite the following:

In the cloak of the midnight hour
I call upon the Ancient Power
I seek the presence of Lady & Lord
To bless this water that I will pour.
J'ah Bless.

2) At this point, you should feel the energy of the Earth Mother and Sky Father move about your feet and head. Feel your own energy expand around your belly button and then unite with Divinity. Take your time; no need to rush.

3) Add the tap water to the clean glass bowl. Pick up the bowl of water, hold it toward the light, and recite the following:

"Almighty, everlasting "Insert all powerful and divine name of choice here…I use 'Odin'" , I humbly appeal to your mercy and goodness to bless this creature, water, that you have given for humankind’s use. May all who use it find in it a remedy for body and mind. And may everything that it touches be freed from uncleanness and any influence of evil through your holy name, Amen.”

4) At this point you should be able to feel the energy of J'ah pulsate down into the water. Imagine silver light descending from the heavens and impregnating both the water and yourself. You will feel a "glowy" sensation.

5) Set the water down and pick up an oreo cookie. Feel the power moving in your arms as you raise the cookie toward your mouth. Don't be fooled, this is just anxiety, not a divine power, you are feeling as you look forward to ingesting that tasty cookie.

6) At this point, the seemingly regular tap water you have in the bowl is now 50% RFHW. Take the bowl of water and pour it into the bottle you sterilized earlier. Seal the bottle, set it down and spin it clockwise three times.

7) With the bottle in your left hand and a 2nd oreo cookie in your right, reflect the nearby light on to the bottle. After a few moments recite:

"This liquid is now pure and dedicated to Odin (or name used in previous incantation). It is free from all negativity in any time and any space."

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) Set the bottle down and eat the 2nd cookie you held in your right hand. Eat the remaining cookies as you celebrate as now you have 100% RFHW.

Conclusion: At this point you should have quite a bit of positive energy coursing through your body. Let the vibrations of your body come alive. Open your third eye chakra and imagine a glowing purple light emanating from it. In your mind, see the water change color and glow. Feel the power and energy flow from your head down through your arms and up from your feet and out from your arms simultaneously. Feel the burn. The formula is done!

You may now want to ground your energy in two ways. Either place your hands physically upon the ground and feel the energy drain into Earth Mother, or imagine your energy as a force field around you, and quietly step back out of the skeleton of energy and watch it collapse in upon itself and melt into the ground.  Make sure you store away the RFHW until you are ready to use it. Be sure to clean up after yourself by putting all things away in their designated places so that you will be able to find them again next when they're needed.

And if this process is too lengthy for you, you can always buy some here and get your drink on!




7 comments:

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  2. How is it religion free if you have to use the name of an "all powerful and divine entity?" Wouldn't that make it a religious thing?

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  3. What is this blog about? Seriously - can't figure it out.

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  4. It's about strange stuff that happens in that city.

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  5. @ Anonymous1, Technically, it is religion-free as I never used any reference to a book based God. I believe I used "Insert all powerful and divine name of choice". The key word is "name". You could use your name, your mothers name...or even mine.

    @ Anonymous2. If you actually followed, you wouldn't have such a hard time "getting it". See Strange things in Ajax: A little about me

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  6. Anonymous1 here... You have 13 posts. Total. I don't see a theme, so that's why I'm asking what you're blogging about. Genuinely curious what this blog is about. And where is all this fan mail coming from? Are you known for something outside this blog?

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  7. I'm totally gonna try this! I think my cat is posessed so I'll put some RFHW in a spray bottle and go at her.

    Great post!

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