Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Super Apple sauce!

What do you get when you cram 72 apples in to an apparatus that harnesses the powers of heat and water to literally liquefy the fruit?? Super Apple Sauce!!

Packed with 72 times more magnesium, copper, calcium, iron, potassium and phosphorus. Saturated with 72 times more Vitamin A, Vitamin K, Thiamin, Riboflavin, and Vitamin B6!! And coupled with the chemical properties of the infusion process ...resulting in an effective 72% increase in it's organic properties, which translates into an actual 213% more nutrient value to the human body!! That is some super apples!!


  1. Hello Operator,

    I have been a follower of your site for a few weeks. Now your site is called strange things in ajax, but now you write about stuff that has nothing to do with Ajax. So what's the point? No one cares about your apple sauce.

  2. Ha ha!! That is awesome!!

  3. Not much "strange" has been happening lately, so I have to blog about something.

    Besides, how is cramming 72 apples into a crackpot to create a super apple sauce not strange??

  4. Can this be done with oranges because I reckon oranges have a ridiculous amount of vitamin C? Wonderful post.

  5. There's a spelling mistake in the title of your blog.

    So you don't have too
    should be
    So you don't have to.

    Too = also

  6. OH snap! I don't know how I missed that!


  7. Operator, you are a nerd.